Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Birth of a Vampire

I think Julia is sucking Tara out through the nipple. The woman I married has dwindled to a mere shell (she looks like Tara but...) and I have to speculate she is being sucked out of Tara by Julia, the vampiric baby.

The mother of Julia is highly emotional, she cries all the time.
The mother of Julia is indecisive and insecure.
The mother of Julia hasn't turned the TV on in 2 days.
The mother of Julia eats wheat and corn.
The mother of Julia hasn't been to the gym in 10 or so days.
The mother of Julia drinks tea.
The mother of Julia gushes over the baby.

Those who know Tara, or knew Tara, can see that the mother of Julia is not the same woman.